Level go change!

LEVEL DON CHANGE o........! Do you know that Ali is no longer a boy? Simbi is now a mother with two children. Edet no longer lives in Calabar, but has moved to Canada. Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of Lagoon for London. Eze no longer goes to School; he's now a graduate. Even Mr Salami is now a politician and no more a farmer. Remember Ralia the Sugar girl? She now owns one of the biggest Sugar factory in Kano. Ade our naughty little brother is now a doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country. . May you all also experience great and unparalelled changes in your lives in By The Power Of Almighty God. Amen

What happened?

We live in a nation , where Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance & police, Where you get car loan @ 10% and education loan @20%, Where rice is Rs 100/- per kg but sim card is free, Where the footwear, we wear ,are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath, Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous, Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and Dish wash liquids with real lemon.A PERSON with MA/M.Sc/MBA Degree is jobless but a PERSON with NO EDUCATION is MNA/MPA.. 

What happened?

Yes or No

Your wife caught you cheating
on her with another woman on
your matrimonial bed, she says
nothing and leaves the scene.
Next morning she prepares your
favorite meal, calls you all sweet
names and serves you breakfast
with a smile. Will you eat the
breakfast?

Be honest

Laugh Hour

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine and become a medical doctor.

The following conversation came up:

Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to gain admission into the university these days except you are well connected

Uncle: That's true.

Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB

Uncle: That's true... am connected and I will help u

Boy: Thank you Uncle

Uncle: You're welcome... so how is your result, is it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you get?

Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and Yoruba

language but I failed the rest

Uncle: Well, that's not bad, you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really but native doctor (babalawo).... You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations.